he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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