That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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