yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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