she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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