Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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