weddingsv make me drug and hornr
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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