I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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