Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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