it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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