I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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