so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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