Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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