The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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