with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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