please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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