break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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