Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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