Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
