just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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