Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Randomize
