I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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