you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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