He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
My pussy is not your playground.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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