The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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