i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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