So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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