They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Randomize
