wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I had to cum in my sink.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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