Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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