Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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