Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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