he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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