This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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