this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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