Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Mom said you looked used
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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