yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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