I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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