If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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