We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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