Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Two words: blizzard sex
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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