i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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