well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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