I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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