It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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