I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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