Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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