You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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