butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I'm really busy with my period
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