Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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