Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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