You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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